I feel like I have a little more clout now that I can be counted among you. And that I have not committed the following offense. I have one SIMPLE request:
STOP GIVING
YOUR KIDS
STUPID NAMES!
Seriously.
I get the whole "wanna be unique"
thing...you don't want your little darling to be one of six John's in
his kindergarten class. But you don't want him to be scarred for life
with a name that is just plain cruel. You don't want him to go to
Disney World and have them not be able to put his name on a set of ears
because NO ONE ELSE BUT YOU can spell, let alone pronounce it.
My most recent head-scratchers:
Breauxdee
(pronounced Brody...oh, and the kid was a boy. He's gonna be a stripper)
Harvmit
(totally no clue on this one...)
Mere
(pronounced Mary)
If you want to hear more about bad baby names (and to check if your kid's name makes the list) go check out Bad Baby Names. To see their Guide to Bad Baby Names you can go HERE.
Do you have any bad baby names you want to add? Please do... I love a good chuckle.
I
feel I must make a disclaimer that if you choose to name your poor
child something wacko, it doesn't mean your kid isn't cute. And let's
hope they are...because a horrible name is gonna make their life hard
enough as it is.
