I just cannot understand your recent need to cause so much ruckus. You have only one job: to make good eggs...a task you never could quite accomplish. But now, you seem to want to make your voice heard. Ok, I hear you. Now stop causing me so much pain or I'll have you evicted.
Respectfully,
The body you've taken captive
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Not many people can write an entertaining letter from their body to their ovaries - you are one of a kind!
LYT,
Mom
I love the letter, too. Sounds like a little note I'd like to deliver to mine, too! I get some wicked shooting pains from the mass of scar tissue and cysts I've got harboring in there. Yuck. I'm sorry you're dealing with it! I find that chocolate always helps...and some sort of dark soda pop! :)
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