Saturday, January 15, 2011

Dear Ovaries,

I just cannot understand your recent need to cause so much ruckus.  You have only one job: to make good eggs...a task you never could quite accomplish.  But now, you seem to want to make your voice heard.  Ok, I hear you.  Now stop causing me so much pain or I'll have you evicted.

The body you've taken captive


Faye said...

Not many people can write an entertaining letter from their body to their ovaries - you are one of a kind!


Sheila said...

I love the letter, too. Sounds like a little note I'd like to deliver to mine, too! I get some wicked shooting pains from the mass of scar tissue and cysts I've got harboring in there. Yuck. I'm sorry you're dealing with it! I find that chocolate always helps...and some sort of dark soda pop! :)